Tuesday, September 29, 2009

You know you're in England when...

You know you're in England when you sign up for the Royal Opera House's online ticket purchase service, and your choice of titles includes:

Baroness
Brigadier
Commodore
Count
Countess
Dame
Duke of
Earl of
H R H the Duchess of
H R H the Princess
His Highness
HRH Sultan Shah
HRH the Prince
King
Lady
Lord Justice
Marchese
Rt Hon Baroness
Rt Hon Viscount
The Dowager Marchioness of
Viscondessa

...or simply, "The Venerable."


And what the hell is a Princessin?

1 comment:

Derrick's Case Officer said...

Hmmm, what is the relationship of this blog to Derrick Perkins, the nephew of Charlie Perkins (the Union Leader big wig)? Derrick's case officer needs to know. This is something we weren't told about before we set him up and got him to become a police informant.